When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
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Exactly what you think it is, a compacted ball of rice used as a projectile.
Dude you missed it at lunch today! Fu Chow Meng got pelted in the face by a Chinese snowball; it wouldn't have been as funny if he didn't enjoy it so much.
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