December 2nd

National hit your crush in the balls day

Girl: *hits guys balls*
Guy:bro why you do that

Girl: it’s December 2nd

April 20

A day where everyone smokes weed and makes 420 jokes since it’s 4/20

Steve: Yo jack its 4/20
Jack: Hell yeah grab the pot
Steve: Why

Jack: Because it’s April 20
Steve: oh

June 15

If you are born on June 15 you smell like farts and and your breath smells like moldy cheese

Dude 1: holy shit dude you smell like farts
Dude 2: I was born on June 15 🥲

Shittle

When you take a shit and some piss comes out

John: yo dude I just took a MASSIVE shittle

Robert: damn

Declan

Declan is a person that would kill anyone that was mean to you

He also probably has a big dick

Sasha: damn… Declan be looking fine

Tanya: I know right

Ava

A Toaster

Ava is a toaster