rectum

the anal opening, the hole from which feces pour forth, the object of sexual affection amongst homosexuals, and the main focus of a proctologist's examination.

And lo, just as Earl had assumed the sitting position while using the facilities a great burst of feces did pour forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

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murphy's law

Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.

I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.

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and lo

Used to express something happening that is shocking or inspirational, especially used in the middle ages. Often used along with 'and there was much rejoicing'.

And lo, Matthew said that he shall evenly distribute the sweets amongst the attending members of the party, and he did, and there was much rejoicing.

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fondle

Sophisticated, middle age term for rubbing in a sexual manner.

And lo, Robert XXIII did set forth lustfully amongst his sexual organ, and it didsth respond to his fondling in an acceptable manner, not unlike such of that of a mongrel when it is stroked; And there was much rejoicing.

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capture the flag

An awesome game that I used to play a lot as a kid. There are two teams, and each team gets some kind of object to use as a flag, then they hide it, the first team to get the other team's flag wins. Also you divide the playing area into two sides and your team can tag people on their flag.

"let's go play some Capture the Flag!"

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Marco Polo

A game usually played in swimming pools, one person is it and they try to tag other people, they can only say "Marco" or "fish out of water" (when the other people are out of the pool, if they get caught they are it), and when they say "marco" the other people that are not it have to say 'polo'. Really fun.

I was playing Marco Polo in someone's weird pool and i accidentally rammed my hand into one of those step things on the sides.

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lo

Middle age term used to show something happening in a majestic manner. often used along with "and there was much rejoicing".

snd lo, Lord Wendell III spoke forth that he shalt distribute the remaining hors d'ouervues evenly amongst the attending members of the party, and he did, and there was much rejoicing.

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