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NFL

(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.

1. Hey Bro, Are you a Member of the NFL, or are you just a stand alone homo?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017

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yo chingé a tu madre

Spanish for "I fucked your mother".

1. Hey dickhead, Yo chingé a tu madre.

by Buttfuckme September 19, 2018


Chapelbate

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017


Hotdog Party

(Noun, Singular) 1. A frat party where there will be initiation of new frat members via various rites involving homosexual anal sex on a voluntary basis. 2. Any house party thrown by former United States Bill Clinton or any member of Bill Clinton's family.

1. I'm still sore from the Hotdog Party last night!!! 2. Senator Weiner left the Hotdog Party early last night.

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

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(sh¹t)²

1. Noun, standard sci. Notation : The scientific equation for the properties of shit and laws of shit; In practice Mostly used to evade the most ceramic hardware and/or software profanity and copyright filters of Google's latest invention.

1. This is (sh¹t)², Oh this is (sh¹t)²; I'm not looking for answers because they're out of your remit!

by Buttfuckme April 20, 2023


Eighteen Years

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.

1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.

by Buttfuckme April 2, 2021


CHOMO

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially Nancy Pelosi and the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

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