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chomo

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 11, 2020

6πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


CHOMO

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.

1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme March 28, 2018

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 16, 2017

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 23, 2017


ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž