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a cum cookie
a cookie made with cum
Person 1: Want a cukie?
Person 2: Fuck yes.
a pair of big balls on an african american
Girl 1: yo i fucked Jamarquavious yesterday.
Girl 2: really? how big was it?
Girl 1: well his cock was only 3 inches, but he had some nickabals!
the cancerous platform we are all addicted to for some reason. it is so cringey and so time consuming, yet for some fucking reason we all go on it for like 2+ hours a day.
Man, TikTok sucks….. *opens TikTok*
a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.
Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”
Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”
Guy 1: “How was it?”
Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”
The gamer tag Emmet Till used before he got absolutely rekt
“Hey Tillsky, let’s run some duos.”
“Nah man, I’m busy brutally getting my ass beat and drowning in a river.”
the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard
(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck
a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.
The Stang vs Feehan rivalry doesn’t exist