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a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
spider-man has webbed semen
The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.
Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?
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the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say âyour momâ and end your entire career.
Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?
Guy 2: Your mom
The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, thatâs why heâs called The Zodiac Killer.
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When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because heâs Batman.
No one can say theyâre the coolest because Batman is much cooler
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the way Southern people say Yellow
Hillbilly 1: Hey look at that asian girl.
Hillbilly 2: Why is her skin YELLER?!
Hillbilly 1: You dumbass, sheâs asian.
idk lol. iâm pretty sure it means uh idk lol. nah but fr tho it means like uhâ¦.. uhhhhâ¦.. idk tbh lol.
guy: lol
girl: lol
Ulysses S. Grant: lol