Naired

To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.

Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.

Baldium

Having no hair on your body, anywhere.

Guy: Did you guys see Jefohnathanothy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's baldium.

Dowap

To walk slowly in water, particularly a pool.

Some guy was doing a dowap while in the pool, I think he was high.