Pillow surfer

a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).

..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!

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s.m.o.s.

acronym for "Suck me off slow!" A derogatory pphrase usually from a boyfriend to a girlfriend.

She wouldn't get off my back... so I just told her to S.M.O.S.....and then I left.