System Administrator

That wanker that won't let you do anything fun with your time

Mate 1- Did you talk to that bouncer last night?
Mate 2- Yeah he was definitely a System Administrator

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Big Daddy

A "Big Daddy" is normally a teenage boy who excels in the fields of Sexual Intercourse, being popular with the ladies, excessive alcohol consumption, being well known for having a large penis, and just not being a retard. A true Big Daddy does all that, despite the obvious physical handicap of being on the huskier side of life.

Guy 1- "Did you see that fat guy kill it with the girls?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man, he was definitely a Big Daddy"

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