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Is when you are choking out your nasty slut until she passes out while simultaneously blowing a massive wad on her face before she wakes up.
I gave my girl an extra sneaky hitler, and when she woke up, she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and drooled my cum on my own face.
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When a vagina has an obscene amount of extra skin, it slightly resembles a quarterpounder with cheese.
Damn Gina, I never ordered a hamburger with cheese, why didnt you warn me about your monster clam?
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When you Fist your nasty slut so hard that she orgasms so hard that she squirts like a fountain. There will usually be a substantial puddle...Some people will give her a reverse felching by licking up the liquid and spitting it back into her cunt.
I gave my slut the fisting fountain and nearly slipped in the puddle after she was done...I should have given her a reverse felching to save myself the clean-up.
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While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...
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After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.
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