Americano

God's gift to people who drink coffee. 2-3 shots of espresso in hot water.

"What the fuck is this fur covering my anus, Walter?"

"That's just fandangle hair, Kristin. Golly, you sure have a lot of it."

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

17👍 34👎

East Coast Alphabet

AbCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ STUVWXYZ

Hey theah I'm fum the east coast, new jehsey.

28👍 18👎