The Bad Touch

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.

The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt

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nunchuck

The nifty attachment to a wiimote that allows you to play an array of games.

Darrel- Plug in the nunchuck, 'cuz I'm gunna knock you out in boxing.
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Clyde- If you plug in the nunchuck, you can play Wii Goonies!

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cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines

Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.

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