Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.
Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?
Yeah, what a melt.
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Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.
Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"
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