Mileven

The goofiest of the goofiest ships. A disease that can spread by just breathing the same air as a Mileven shipper. Make cause violent vomiting, headaches, nausea, seizures, heart attacks, coughing up blood etc. If you or someone you know have experiences these symptoms, my advice is to contact your doctor or contact the duffer brothers and convince them to make byler and elmax canon. The symptoms will disappear within three-five business days.

“I sadly have mileven. My doctor advised me to read some byler fanfics”

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Dimsim

Dim = dumb / not bright
Sim = NPC like
Used to describe someone who acts like an NPC and is very stupid

“Tammy is such a fucking lame dimsim”