mantiques

Any new pice of furniture designed to look like an older antique piece.

I'm distressing this dresser. Now it's a mantique.

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confectradictions

When one grabs candy thinking its one type but it is in fact another...

I wanted a chocolate cherry but got a caramel... Man what a confectradiction.

Hardley Davidson

Any "knock off" Harley look alike.

I bought me a Hardley Davidson to save some ca-ching...

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B.O.H.I.C.A

Bend Over Here It Comes Again

See also: Fubar, Snafu, Tarfu

The situation was fubar. When the boss arived it was clearly gonna be a bohica moment.

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T.A.R.F.U.

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica

Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...

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Yamaharley

Any of Yamaha's Harley looking cruisers.

At 8 grand this Yamaharley was easier than the real thing to afford.

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