kush kringle

A clever name used to describe someone who is like Santa Claus in nature dealing with marijuana instead. Anyone could be Kush Kringle, your mom, dad, your fourth grade math teacher Mr. Johnston, even your weed man, as long as they are generous with the Mary Jane.

Matt: "Dude, Snoop Dogg was at the mall today, handing out 100 free grams of the finest Platinum Girl Scout Cookies for a meet and greet."

Jerry: "Damn he's a real Kush Kringle."

creep of the week

The person you happen to be sleeping with for the week.

Quinn: "Damn, dude! I haven't had sex in 2 months!"

Shad: "Then do what I do! Get a creep of the week!

Heather: "OMG, Stacy. Did you see Amy with Greg today? I thought I saw her with Jason last week!"

Stacy: "Nah, she's not with Jason or Greg. Greg is just her creep of the week."

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Get out of my vagina

An expression used when people ask you about the guy you're currently sleeping with.

Kayla: "Hey, girl! Who was that guy I saw sneaking out of your apartment last night?"

Jules: "Damn, Kayla get out of my vagina!

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