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The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
âWe should spice things up tonight...â
âYou're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!â
When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets a burst tyre.
"DAMN!!! MY CAR'S BURST IT'S TYRE!!!"
"Don't worry, Sugarnut. At least it's still a 3WD!"
To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
âCareful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.â
A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.
Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
âSo he was conned pretty bad in that deal?â
âYea, it was a Con-Way Street.â
When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.
"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."
Lilting (or to Lilt) is to dilute an alcoholic beverage with a soft carbonated drink. The phrase derives from popular soft drink Lilt often being used to dilute vodka, but can be used to reference any soft drink/alcohol combination.
PERSON 1 : âOUCH, MY MOUTH IS BURNING, that stuff is so strong.â
PERSON 2 : âDude, chill. We'll just Lilt the vodka.â