fap

v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound

My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!

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Orange Rhino

a sexual act in which the woman wraps those Cheetos Curls around the man's penis then proceeds to perform oral sex on the man, thus leaving an orange stain resembling the horn of a rhinoceros.

This chick gave me an orange rhino last week, and my dick is still orange!

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