A-shift

a fire deptartment term for a shift, they work every 3rd day. smug little fuckers who think they are better than the other two shifts. They will use any excuse to inflate their heads cause they think the KOOL-AID they drink together makes them super firefighter. They tell how much training they do, but it involves coffee and the price is right.

I'd rather be a cop than an A-shifter.

God made A-shift to give the other 2 shifts a day off

B-shifter to an A-shifter- "so did you guys clean the truck?"

A-shifter- "NO! we where too busy drinking KOOL-AID! and we ran 2 calls so we where way to busy to take time to clean the truck!"

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