Florida Football

Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era.

Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep....but their still Miami's bitch!

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kim kardashian

Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.

Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.

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oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.