chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

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back ere

Typically found in the trash-bonics language, back ere refers to the location of something behind you or that you just passed by.

Pa: Son, where'd you leave yer dentures?
Son: Back ere in the barn.
Pa: You took em out to milk the cow?
Son: I's thirsty and I didn't want to bite down on the udder.