legetarian

A being who indulges only in the art of being a total and utter legend. They leave being uncool at home. Often seen doing legendary things, and ledging it up.

Shouldn't be mistaken for a vegetarian.

N.B. Its near impossible for someone to be both a legetarian and a vegetarian at the same time.

Mike: "Aww mate, big Dave's coming out tonight!"

John: "Big Dave?! He's a total legetarian!"

Mike: "Nah man I saw him eating a burger the other week"

John: "...go home Mike..."

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Ellie Hind

The single greatest wingman known to man. Good times!

Ellie Hind - "Calum, do you want to go to the strippers?"

Calum - "Yes!"

pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.

Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!

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