angry gorilla

an angry gorilla is when you shave your pubes, then have a chick give you a blow job.you then come on her face and throw a handful of pubes in her face,making her look like a gorilla.

the night before i left my wife, i gave her an angry gorilla

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dicklips

Usually means, or is ment to mean that u suck,lick, or kiss the penis, and or dildo. Anyone who reads this is likly to be a dicklips within the next 3 to 5 years... Congraultions!

....Hey there DickLips! (Negitive)

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shizle miniz

i got it off shiznet but now it has the deffinision of cool

m&ms are the shizle miniz

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386

The best muthafuckin city in the world

DAYTONA BEACH!!!!!!

Where are you from man?
I'm from the 386 bitch

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Shawn Kemping

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."

I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!

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reverse fonzie

is when you're doing a chick from behind you simultaneously put your thumb in her ass.To accomplish this,you position your fist with your thumb pointing down, before insertion, the opposite of the traditional happy days "fonzie" thumbs up.

Hey, when i was doing your mom from behind, she asked for a reverse fonzie.

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drumline

Best thing that ever happened to the band. Consists of skilled musicians who dispite rumors can actually read music. Mesmorize crowds with our awesome beats (haha beats) and kick ass rythms.

"Yo man you heard the seabreeze drumline yet?" "Yeah dawg they off the chain"

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