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A single lesbian on the prowl. A dike in need of companionship, on the hunt for cunt.
Angela was disappointed to find the bar was full of old tunahounds on her bachelorette evening.
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getting the hair off the old bat and balls.
The daughter on the Real Housewives of New Jersey is going to beauty school just to learn how to wax a chuckie!
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When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.
Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..
Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(