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A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
A Tokyo Grift is a sexual act performed between two females. One partner defecates inside the other partners vagina, after which they proceed to scissor and push the excrament back and forth in a fashion similar to a double-sided dildo.
Chastity and Sarah are nasty dude, I heard they performed a Tokyo Grift last night.
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