krispy kreme

Nickname for a slut in an office somewhere in time, between this galaxy and the next, who's face will look like a glazed donut soon.

FC "Hey Krispy Kreme, are you ready for the geyser?"

KK "Yea baby, hit me with the juice"

jismberry

Like a rasberry but not, its a jisnberry. How obvious do you want it. A soft outer shell with a pearly cream-filled center

"...bite into my Jismberry and feel the moistness all over your face"

rope smoker

1. noun. One who gorfs the chode.

2. noun. Pillow biter from out west, also known as Democrat Dave.

John: "I voted FOR felching BEFORE I voted against it"

George: "rope smoker"

Fairydicken

1. is to make a statement of action without following through with said action due to cowardice.
“That guys fairydicken”,
“That arseholes suck a fairydick”

Fairydicken examples

“I’m going to tell the boss to go fuck himself, I’m not doing overtime”
Instead
“Hello sir. haha good joke. Yeah sure I’ll work overtime”.

“I’m gonna punch that fuck right in the face”
Instead
“Hi mate how’s the family? Good to see you again. We should catch up more often”.

ass roper

A rope smoker who puts from the rough. Originated in a bar in San Fransisco in the early 1800's when a wrangler named "Tad" was caught goober gazing Wyatt Earp's peace maker.

"Hey guys, that there is what we call a ass roper, see them wrangler jeans?"