bobby shmurda

The greatest motherfucking rapper to have ever lived.

Person 1: *sigh* I really miss you Bobby
Bobby Shmurda: It's alright my son, i may be incarcerated, but ill be back soon my darling.
Person 1: *Tearing up* God? is that you?

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Instacrime

1: when someone commits a crime on the instagram website (e.g stealing, showing guns/drugs... etc)
2: a terrible post (clickbait or just unfunny content in general)

1: Guy 1: Yo, did you see that instacrime jamal committed a couple of days ago?

Guy 2: Yeah, shit was bomb lol
2: Guy 1: *sees shitty or misleading post on instagram* this is an instacrime post!