tooterolls

Someone (A Chode, most likely a sweaty one), who does not know how to pronounce words correctly, would say tooterolls instead of the word said Chode meant to say, which is tutorials.

Chode: Dude, I need some serious help, I'm a sweaty who can't speak right.

Callahan: Maybe you should read some tutorials.

Chode: Some tooterolls, sounds GREAT!

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upstate new york

A place that wishes it was New York City. People from Upstate often get offended when people refer to New York City simply as "New York" because it makes them feel left out.

Everything north of New York's suburbs is Upstate New York. UPSTATE IS NOT 'EVERYTHING NORTH OF ALBANY' b/c New York is the capital of the world and nobody cares about upstate, face it already!!!

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DOOKIE CANNON

an anus that shoots at a hig velocity

my dookie cannon is full of salsa and salad

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west coast is the best coast

The truth: The East Coast has better food, culture, architecture, and historical significance, while the West Coast has better weather.

Californians should all jisatsusuro

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fleshskrit

it’s a word that can mean anything. anything at all. it can be an adjective or a verb or an insult or a noun or whatever. the catch is, no one knows what it means.

that is fleshskrit