WUPPL

White Urban Privileged Progressive Liberal. Highly caffeinated, a friendly lot that will make time for protests supporting diversity and tolerance; knows the right blend between European business attire and the outdoor/adventure "look"; typically spends more than they save, and will sell an item on craigslist with the full expectation the buyer knows how to do the entire disassembly/reassembly without any help because they have none to offer.

Moving to a better school district near Portland, the WUPPL couple sold their 12-foot shuffleboard with the expectations the buyer would find an assembly manual online.