is that a police

Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?

Is that a police?

memes

A juicy online supply of depression curing funny haha art.

Memes are meme-y funny.

numb

When you tie a rubber band around a body part SO GOD DAMN TIGHT that your arm falls asleep.

Barry: Wow, Todd! Your head is numb!
Todd: *mmmffh* (gasps for air)
Barry: Todd, are you OK!?
Todd: ... (Todd has gone still).