wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

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eating papaya

Sexual act of raising your girlfriend/wife/sister/cousin/any females legs together over your head and licking the tight pussy lips.

Man, my slutty girlfriend loves it when she catches me and her roommate eating papaya! Makes her feels like she was in college again at the frat house getting all the guys eating girls out!

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pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.

Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

JAFO

Just Another Fucking Occasion....self explanatory!

Hey did your go to that JAFO party out in the corn field? It was so much fun! 20 kegs of beer all for free!

Monkey Face

A derogatory term referring to the monkey type facial features of an African-American male.

Man, did you see the new kid in school today? That Monkey Face needs to be put in a zoo, not school!

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Baptized in concrete

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.

Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.

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