Dutch Uncle

Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

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fondueing

When you dip you balls in a girls Vagina during sex

I totally got caught fondueing that girl last night.

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Minnesota Butter-Skull

To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.

I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.

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Cheesehead

To mouth-fuck a cheese sculpture.

Jimbo went to the Wisconsin Stae Fair and got some cheesehead.

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