Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

Streaming Hell/Streaming Limbo

When despite all the streaming services you're paying for, that movie or show you're looking for isn't on ANYTHING at all. It is the assumed place these pieces of media rest when they're not available on any streaming service.

Your only option from here is to either pay to rent/buy it or pirate it online.

Friend 1: Netflix is streaming just Spider-Man 1 and 3, why isn't 2 on here?
Friend 2: Aw man, it must be in Streaming Hell/Streaming Limbo!