patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

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shark jump

abbreviation for shark jump episode

that was the shark jump.

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muzi fuzi

Also known as mother fucker. Used at times when innapropriate or unable to swear.

When stamped on the foot by a little 5 yr old brat "I'm gonna kill you you little muzi fuzi"

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shark jump episode

The beginning of the end; the turning point when things go downhill. Derived from the "Happy Days" episode where the fonz jumps a tank full of sharks on his motorcycle. That was the clear turning point of the series.

The fight my girl and I got in a month ago was our shark jump episode.

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grunt work

Simple-minded, repetitive and some times redundant work.

Using a lawnmower can take the grunt work out of pruning the lawn. ;)

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quiet camp

A pack of heroin users, usually at a music festival.

"Watch out for the north corner, it's quiet camp over there."

malashia

the best best friend anyone could ask for. She has so many friends. She is the exact definition of grace and beauty while still being smart and funny. She is super talented in many departments but damn she can sing! She doesn't really date all that much but people would date her. If u find a Malashia in your life never let her go, EVER. Oh and she had a banging figure and a great booty

Nickname: may

guy: bro did u just here Malashia sing? She's amazing!
Guy 2: yeah and did u see her butt it's so nice

Guy : too bad she's not interested in dating rn

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