Cate

If you know a Cate, don’t make her mad. She’s a great funny person to be around, but if you piss her off, you’d better sleep with one eye open.

Person 1: I saw Cate yesterday and she was acting weird.
Person 2: Oh god, what did you do?
Person 1: I just said she was fat as a joke.
Person 2: RIP you.