memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

Saggy Aggie

A woman hanging a bit too low to go bra-less. Offensively so.

person a: ouch, Saggy Aggie oughtta hoist up dem babies.
person b: Agreed! Not pretty.

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shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

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Going Lez

When two or more girls leave the guys at home and go out. A cheeky way of saying "girls night out."

John: Hey Denise, where are you going? Can I come too?

Denise: No babe. Sorry. The girls and I are going lez tonite. Next time.

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