Coolstick

1. A cigarette.

Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.

3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.

4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.

uncool kid: Where is James?

cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.

uncool kid: Eh?

cool kid: He went for a coolstick

uncool kid: Ah! very good