Pence

A groveling coward who gazes lovingly at and supports a man who wanted the coward to be lynched.

I’m more concerned about the FBI searching Mar A Lago then the fact that Trump supported people chanting “Hang Mike Pence!”

You are such a pence.

Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.