dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.

She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?

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