Aladdin Complex

an unusual attraction to Middle eastern/ Indian guys

Ever since Laura started watching Bollywood movies, she has developed a pretty severe Aladdin Complex.

Lactoid

Short for a person who suffers from lactose intolerance, or gets sick from dairy products

Since Liz is a lactoid, she cannot experience the epicness of Ben and Jerry's.

yogz

used by lazy people who just don't want to say "yoga"
because that extra syllable is just too much work

Yo, i will see you at yogz at one. Bi-atch