Frat Star

Simply put...."that guy". A Frat Star is the elite of all Fratters. A Frat Star has the potential that no other man can dare dream of. He will out drink anyone anywhere anytime.... smoke a whole pack of cigs during a 3 hour tailgate and "enjoy the pleasure" of a true warthog if its worth the frat-tale.

Basic attire for the Frat Star is a semi clean frat T, seersucker shorts, topsiders and a nice pair of shades strung properly with some crookies.

Many men strive to become this high member of society but very few have ever made it to Frat Star status.

Notable Frat Stars:

BOB HOPE

BILL CLINTON

HANS SOLO

SANDY COHEN

BOB SAGET

JESUS

COACH TAYLOR

RODNEY DANGERFIELD

"YOU DRANK 34 NATI'S AND STILL GOT IT UP TO BANG THAT SOROSTUTUTE?"

" SURE DID.... "

"WHAT A FRAT STAR!"

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