Jef

My lovely fox he’s so awesome and also. A fox

Selena: I hate jef
Me: I will peel your skin off and feed it to the pigs
Jef: (is fox)

Selena

I OOVE SELSNA SHES SO AWESOME

me: I love Selena

Person: I don’t
Me: (I kill then)

Georgenotfound

Selena’s boyfriend, a YouTuber who kisses and licks Selena’s feet!

Selena: I want to devour my boyfriend, georgenotfound’s , hair.

everybody: what the fuck man
Me,k-mart,: classic Selena! (I fart hard)