Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal

Throat Goddess

A girl who can obviously deep throat but gives the best head you’ve ever experienced in your life

“Hey How did last night go with that girl?”
“Dude, I am in love shes was absolute Throat Goddess”

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