A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.
"Urgh, that James is such a whelk-ling"
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Someone who is described as a whelk and can be very aggressive to people who annoy them. They are ok on their own if they are talking about something they like e.g. Superheroes but then revert back to violence in front of others.
Stay away from James, he's a whelk!
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Used to describe someone rather unattractive, but considered a friend.
"Hey mug-guts"
Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.
"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"