ARMYPRESSEDWEEK

ARMYPRESSEDWEEK is the week from the 11th of November - 17th of November. This week goes down in History as the week of ARMY’s (BTS koreaboo fans) getting mad at BLINK’s & STAY’s for doing a better job than them and breaking records left and right.

Person S: Why are ARMY’s so pressed this week ??

Person B: its ARMYPRESSEDWEEK duh!

Person S: omg i totally forgot !

ARMY

clowns. literally clowns.

B: Do you see these people there?

C: Oh yeah they are ARMYs also knows as pathetic clowns

ARMY CANCELLED DAY

ARMY Cancelled Day is the 14 of October. We celebrate our freedom from the pressed army world. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Freedom here we come !

President: Everyone except ARMYs
National Anthem: Me - CLC
Motto: eat ass and continue thriving

Mission: Break records, have fun, make history, show armys how pathetic they are on a daily basis
Vision: make fun of these delusional armys!

Unlike ARMY Independence Day, that is just embarrassing and pathetic, ARMY Cancelled Day is the only holiday that matters and ARMYs can stay pressed. Alexa play DOUBLE KNOT by Stray Kids

Kpoppies: h-

ARMYs: bTs pAvEd ThE wAy nOw gO DiE iN a DiTch LoSerS

Kpoppies: and thats why we need ARMY Cancelled Day

Jeorny

being Jeorny or Jeornia: a desire to bang Jean Kirstein from Attack on Titans

Friend J: i wanna fuck jean ):

Friend E: you feeling jeorny too?

Friend J: YES OMG BIG BRAIN

invented from: @iwasukiyo on twt

Emphobia

or Emphobic: is a non reasonable fear of gay people with the nickname Em. Similar to Homophobia.

Diane: ems a f@g

Em: that’s homophobia

Carmen: no thats emphobia

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Emphobia

Or Emphobic: a strong distaste and dislike for gay people named Em; it’s related to Homophobia / Homophobic

Carmen: Ew an gay called em 🤢

Em: You‘re homophobic

Diane: No she has Emphobia!1!

Em: Thats part of Homophobia idiot

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Emphobia

Or Emphobic: A different way of being homophobic and fearing Gays called Em (for ex.: @CHRlSlTY on TWITTER) ; Emphobia is equal to Homophobia

Diane: ew a fag called em

Em: y’all have homophobia wbk

Carmen: we have emphobia actually

Em: yikes

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