Camping Like An Ape

To wait in one spot while resembling a large gorilla/trill Black Man who roams the streets. Usualy looks menacing, and can also be very iritating.

That negro man is Camping like an Ape outside that gas station; Its making me nervous.

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Jacknicholsophobia

The Intense fear of Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, due to his goulish voice, and serial killer appearance. Qften causes lack of sleep.

(man)> I just watched "Anger Management", now nightmares make me restless, and i wake up screaming in a cold sweat.
(man)>whats wrong with me doc?
(Doctor)> Im quite sure you suffer from Jacknicholsophobia. Im going to prescribe you some lunesta, but the best cure is to just shoot yourself because he will always haunt your dreams.

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