pasquiznique

Noun and Adjective: (silent 'p') Used as a definition for a person or thing found in a position of extreme importance and with an expected level of intelligence, yet is in fact highly stupid and ignorant.

ex 1. 'George w. Bush. What an pasquiznique man!'
ex 2. 'Dont worry about the new CEO. He's an pasquiznique.'

luntz

Adjective and Noun. Used to define a situation or person of incredible and ridiculous stubbornness. It is worth noting that the usage of 'luntz' is not a trifling matter, as the extent of stubbornness that it entails is beyond any previous possible estimates. It is effective in describing circumstances where one finds him/herself literally speechless at the stubbornness of a person or unnecessary complexity of a situation.

Guy 1: No, i'm telling you, i'm right. there is no way that you like baths more than i do... And also, golf is not a sport.
Guy 2: You're behaving like a real luntz.

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