pedantophile

Pedantophile - Pe-Dant-O-file.
Synonyms - Annoying, Very annoying, pedantic bastard, git, Grammar Nazi etc...
Pedantophiles are people who, regardless of logic or sanity, will complain bitterly about how something needs to be correct, perfectly, flawlessly and without error.
Constantly, never abating in their dedication to being, well pedantic, they will grind away the hours of your life debating whether people should use an oxford comma.
More interested in grammatical correctness than in real world issues, it is not rare for this type of person to be killed complaining bitterly about the lack of good English in the lesser papers, such as the Sun, or Star. Forgetting entirely, that the average reader of the Sun or Star, cannot actually read.
If you meet one of these people, be warned, conversations can skew into meaningless English lessons, the type of which you escaped years ago.

Symptoms of pedantophilia may well manifest in a similar form to that of using LSD, where people concentrate on a pattern for 4 days remarking afterwards..."It looks like cheesy burnt bacon, wrapped in a skein of Yak fur".

Pendantophilia may lead to Aids (unconfirmed).

"You didn't capitalise your sentence...DIE SCUM!"
"There should be a possesive apostrophe on that word"...*snort*.
"English muthaf****r, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"I am not a pedantophile, now, about this spelling of yours, Dyslexia you say?.... BURN THE WITCH!..."

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gay cat face

An extreme version of 'gay face' in which the person's face shares some similar features to that of cat. For example, gay cat face is associated with very pronounced cheek bones and an upturned nose.

"That guy is totally hot, except that not only does he have gay face, he kind of has gay cat face."

connor

When sarcasm takes a living form.

Hey dude that guy was so effin sarcastic I should just call him Connor.

That guy is a effin annoying connor.

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fanny gag

Definition: Normally, when one finds something disgusting or distasteful one usually will 'gag' in revulsion. If it is something excessively disgusting or distasteful, one's fanny may gag as well.

Example:

"Sorry Miss, I couldn't do my homework last night because I was masturbating furiously"

"NATHAN! Don't make my fanny gag!"