Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

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